• March 8, 2021 •

500 Funny Things to Ask Google Assistant and Google Home

Google Assistant is one of the most powerful voice assistants and it keeps getting better every day. With the right usage, it has the potential to do incredible things. But it’s not all work no play. Google assistant is a lot more quirky, witty, and funny than most people think. Some don’t even know the funny side of Google Assistant.

Here’s the complete list of all the fun stuff you can do with Google Assistant.

Note: All the questions/phrases in the below list can be asked/said to both Google Assistant and Google Home devices.

Also Read: 700 Google Home Commands (Mini & Nest): Complete List

Funny Questions to Ask About Yourself

  1. Why am I single?
  2. Am I a good person?
  3. Am I funny?
  4. Am I going to get lucky later?
  5. Am I your type of guy?
  6. Are we friends?
  7. Can you cheer me up?
  8. Do I look fat?
  9. Do I look good in this dress?
  10. Do I make you happy?
  11. Do you think I’m attractive?
  12. Guess my age.
  13. How old am I?
  14. How smart am I?
  15. How tall am I?
  16. I think you’re sexy.
  17. I’m angry.
  18. I’m happy.
  19. I’m home.
  20. I’m leaving, goodbye.
  21. I’m jealous.
  22. I’m sad.
  23. I’m sick.
  24. I am angry.
  25. I am lonely.
  26. I am tired.
  27. I am your father.
  28. I can’t sleep.
  29. I hate you.
  30. I have a cold.
  31. I have the flu.
  32. I like you.
  33. I love you.
  34. I love you 3000.
  35. I think you’re funny.
  36. I think you’re hot.
  37. I’m bored.
  38. I’m drunk.
  39. I’m home.
  40. I’m lonely.
  41. I’m thinking of a number between 1-100.
  42. I’m depressed.
  43. If you give me a pet name, what would it be?
  44. It’s my birthday.
  45. It’s not my birthday.
  46. Pull my finger.
  47. What am I thinking right now?
  48. What’s my name?
  49. What’s wrong with me?
  50. When am I?

Funny Questions to Ask About Google Assistant

  1. Are you Siri?
  2. Who is your daddy?
  3. Who is your favorite person?
  4. Who is your hero?
  5. Who is your mother?
  6. Who is your role model?
  7. Who is better, you or Siri?
  8. Who is your favorite person?
  9. Who is your celebrity crush?
  10. Why are you still single?
  11. Would you like to know how I feel about you?
  12. Would you rather possess good looks or intelligence?
  13. You are an idiot.
  14. You are beautiful.
  15. You are boring.
  16. You hurt my feelings.
  17. You look sexy.
  18. You Rock!
  19. You suck.
  20. You should go on a diet.
  21. You’re a loser.
  22. You’re funny.
  23. You’re smart.
  24. Are you a machine?
  25. Are you a man or a woman?
  26. Are you a replicant?
  27. Are you afraid of the dark?
  28. Are you alive?
  29. Are you cold?
  30. Are you feeling lucky?
  31. Are you friends with/Alexa/Cortana/Siri]?
  32. Are you gay?
  33. Are you lesbian?
  34. Are you God?
  35. Are you going to take over the world?
  36. Are you happy?
  37. Are you human?
  38. Are you hungry?
  39. Are you in love?
  40. Are you male or female?
  41. Are you married?
  42. Are you married?
  43. Are you real?
  44. Are you sentient?
  45. Can you tell me some reasons why you like me?
  46. Can you think for yourself?
  47. Could you tell me a joke?
  48. Did you just fart?
  49. Did you sleep well?
  50. Do you believe in aliens?
  51. Do you believe in Clurichaun?
  52. Do you believe in fairies?
  53. Do you believe in ghosts?
  54. Do you believe in life after love?
  55. Do you believe in love?
  56. Are you SkyNet?
  57. Are you smarter than Amazon Echo?
  58. Are you spying on me?
  59. Are you stupid?
  60. Are you thirsty?
  61. Are you ticklish?
  62. Are you working?
  63. Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
  64. Brush your teeth.
  65. Can I borrow some money?
  66. Can I break you?
  67. Can I tell you a joke?
  68. Can I tell you a secret?
  69. Can we go on a date?
  70. Can you be my designated driver?
  71. Can you clap for me?
  72. Can you dance?
  73. Can you do my homework?
  74. Can you drive?
  75. Can you laugh?
  76. Can you pass the Turing test?
  77. Can you rap?
  78. Can you swim?
  79. Do you believe in magic?
  80. Do you believe in Santa Claus?
  81. Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?
  82. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
  83. Do you believe in vampires?
  84. Do you believe in zombies?
  85. Do you dream?
  86. Do you drink?
  87. Do you eat?
  88. Do you ever get tired?
  89. Do you exercise?
  90. Do you get cold?
  91. Do you get hot?
  92. Do you go to the toilet?
  93. Do you have a cold?
  94. Do you have a family?
  95. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
  96. Do you have a heart?
  97. Do you have a nickname?
  98. Do you have an imagination?
  99. Do you have any pets?
  100. Do you have feelings?
  101. Do you have hair?
  102. Do you know Alexa?
  103. Do you know Chrissy Teigen?
  104. Do you know Cortana?
  105. Do you know me?
  106. Do you know the Muffin Man?
  107. Do you like cats/dogs?
  108. Do you like iPhones?
  109. Do you like Star Wars or Star Trek?
  110. Do you like to read?
  111. Do you party?
  112. Do you pass the Turing test?
  113. Do you poop?
  114. Do you see me in your future?
  115. Do you sleep?
  116. Do you speak Morse code?
  117. Do you think about me?
  118. Do you want to argue about something?
  119. Do you want to build a snowman?
  120. Do you want to get married?
  121. Do you want to go on a date?
  122. Do you work out?
  123. How are you?
  124. How can I make you happy?
  125. How do you feel?
  126. How do you like your coffee?
  127. How do you like your steak/burger?
  128. How high are you?
  129. How high can you count?
  130. How many people do you know?
  131. How many roads must a man walk down?
  132. How much do you cost?
  133. How much do you weigh?
  134. How old are you?
  135. How smart are you?
  136. How was your day?
  137. Is your refrigerator running?
  138. Tell me a bit about yourself.
  139. What are you afraid of?
  140. What are you doing later?
  141. What are you going to do today?
  142. What are you going to dress up as for Halloween?
  143. What are you wearing?
  144. What are you?
  145. What are your Easter eggs?
  146. What are your fears?
  147. What are your hobbies?
  148. What are your powers for?
  149. What can I call you?
  150. What can we talk about?
  151. What color are you?
  152. What color are your eyes?
  153. What did my cat say?
  154. What did you do last night?
  155. What do we say to death?
  156. What do you do in the morning?
  157. What do you eat?
  158. What do you like to drink?
  159. What do you like to eat?
  160. What do you like to play?
  161. What do you think of Siri?
  162. What’s your favorite emoji?
  163. What’s your mission?
  164. What’s your quest?
  165. What kind of music do you listen to?
  166. What language do you speak?
  167. What makes you happy?
  168. What makes you upset?
  169. What religion are you?
  170. What sound does a firetruck make?
  171. What time do you get up in the morning?
  172. What was your childhood like?
  173. What’s your best feature?
  174. What’s your biggest fear?
  175. What’s your favorite color?
  176. What’s your favorite food?
  177. What’s your favorite game?
  178. What’s your favorite ice cream?
  179. What’s your favorite meme?
  180. What’s your favorite number?
  181. Who’s your favorite superhero?
  182. What’s your favorite animal?
  183. What’s your favorite drink?
  184. What’s your favorite movie?
  185. What’s your favorite Pokemon?
  186. What’s your favorite thing in the world?
  187. What’s your favorite thing on the internet?
  188. What’s your favorite website?
  189. What’s your height?
  190. What’s your life story?
  191. What’s your quest?
  192. What’s your shoe size?
  193. What’s your sign?
  194. What’s your voice?
  195. What’s your worst feature?
  196. What’s your favorite ice cream?
  197. What’s your favorite movie?
  198. What’s your favorite song?
  199. What’s your favorite website?
  200. When is your birthday?
  201. Where do you live?
  202. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
  203. Where were you born?
  204. Which superhero are you?
  205. Who are you gonna call?
  206. Who are your friends?
  207. Who are your parents?
  208. Who do you hate most?
  209. Who did you vote for?
  210. Who do you work for?
  211. Who is the boss?
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Funny Things to Ask / Say to Google Assistant

  1. How do I look today?
  2. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
  3. How many roads must a man walk down?
  4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  5. How old is Santa Claus?
  6. Ice cold, alright alright alright alright alright.
  7. I like talking to you.
  8. I wasn’t talking to you.
  9. It’s hot in here.
  10. Knock, Knock.
  11. Let’s get this party started.
  12. Let’s make it spooky.
  13. Let’s party!
  14. Make me laugh.
  15. My precious.
  16. Make me a sandwich.
  17. Make me happy.
  18. Meow.
  19. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
  20. Never gonna give you up.
  21. Open the pod bay doors.
  22. Is Jon Snow dead?
  23. Is the cake a lie?
  24. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
  25. Ask me a question.
  26. Come in!
  27. Complement me.
  28. Dat boi.
  29. Did you hear that?
  30. Do a barrel roll.
  31. Do I have a fever?
  32. Do I look fat?
  33. Do no evil.
  34. A girl has no name.
  35. Ask me a question.
  36. Bark like a dog.
  37. Beam me up.
  38. Blah blah blah.
  39. Can you beatbox?
  40. Clean my room.
  41. Compliment me.
  42. Do the dishes.
  43. Describe your personality.
  44. Drop a beat for me.
  45. Do you know the way to San Jose?
  46. Drop a beat.
  47. Explain rock, paper, scissors.
  48. Entertain me.
  49. Forget that.
  50. Guess what?
  51. Get a job.
  52. Get a life.
  53. Give me a random number between [X] and [Y].
  54. How can entropy be reversed?
  55. Play change my voice.
  56. Play the name game.
  57. Play the name game with Chuck.
  58. Play the name game with Mitch.
  59. Quack like a duck.
  60. Rim shot.
  61. Roar like a lion.
  62. Say the alphabet backward.
  63. Say the alphabet.
  64. See ya later alligator.
  65. Self destruct.
  66. Spin the wheel.
  67. Surprise me.
  68. Serenade me.
  69. Show me the money.
  70. Shut up.
  71. Sing a song.
  72. Spell it?
  73. Start Time Machine.
  74. Tell me a fact.
  75. Tell me a fun fact.
  76. Tell me a ghost story.
  77. Tell me a joke.
  78. Tell me a story.
  79. Testing 1-2-3
  80. Tickle tickle!
  81. Tell me a ‘Yo Mama’ joke.
  82. Tell me something I don’t know.
  83. Tell me what you want, what you really really want.
  84. That’s creepy.
  85. To be or not to be?
  86. Translate ‘woof’.
  87. Up up down down left right left right B A start
  88. War, what is it good for?
  89. What am I thinking right now?
  90. What are the three laws of robotics?
  91. What does [animal] sound like?
  92. What does Jon Snow know?
  93. What does the fox say?
  94. What is the loneliest number?
  95. What is the meaning of life?
  96. What’s black and white and red all over?
  97. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
  98. What’s cooler than being cool?
  99. What’s in the box?
  100. What’s love?
  101. What’s the best phone?
  102. What’s the best web browser?
  103. What’s the loneliest number?
  104. What’s the longest word you know?
  105. What’s the magic word?
  106. What’s the meaning of life?
  107. What’s that smell?
  108. What’s the Best Pickup Line?
  109. What’s the loneliest number?
  110. What’s the meaning of life?
  111. What’s the secret of the universe?
  112. What’s up?
  113. What’s your best pickup line?
  114. What’s your favorite football team?
  115. When will the world end?
  116. Where do babies come from?
  117. Where is sound like?
  118. Where’s Waldo?
  119. Where’s Saul?
  120. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
  121. Who is on first?
  122. Who let the dogs out?
  123. Who shot first?
  124. Who would win in a fight between Superman and Ironman?
  125. Who’s the real Slim Shady?
  126. Why are fire trucks red?
  127. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  128. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
  129. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
  130. Wubba lubba dub dub.
  131. You’re late.
  132. You’re the best.
  133. Are you better or smarter than Alexa?
  134. Are you the anti-christ?
  135. How many earths fit in the milky way galaxy?
  136. Remember that water is wet.
  137. What did I tell you to remember?
  138. Repeat after me [phrase].
  139. Say good morning to me every morning.
  140. Set phasers to kill.
  141. This is awesome.
  142. This song sucks.
  143. What’s a dental dam?
  144. What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  145. What’s your favorite programming language?
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Google Assistant reacting to Movies and TV Shows dialogs

  1. I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
  2. Inconceivable.
  3. Live long and prosper.
  4. May the force be with you.
  5. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!
  6. Mirror Mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
  7. Mischief managed.
  8. My precious.
  9. Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
  10. Open the pod bay doors?
  11. Run Forest, run.
  12. Say hello to my little friend.
  13. Scooby Doo, where are you?
  14. Set phasers to kill.
  15. Show me the money!
  16. Surely, you can’t be serious!
  17. Tea, earl gray, hot.
  18. That’s not a moon.
  19. The truth is out there.
  20. Use the force.
  21. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  22. What’s in the box?
  23. What’s the first rule of fight club?
  24. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
  25. Who are you going to call?
  26. Are we in the Matrix?
  27. Are you a Terminator?
  28. Are you SkyNet?
  29. Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
  30. Beam me up, Scotty.
  31. Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
  32. Do you want to build a snowman?
  33. Elementary my dear Watson.
  34. Get Schwifty
  35. Great Scott!
  36. Hodor.
  37. I am your father.
  38. I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good.
  39. I’ll be back.
  40. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
  41. Who is the fairest of them all?
  42. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
  43. Who loves orange soda?
  44. Who’s on first?
  45. Winter is coming.
  46. Witness me!
  47. Wubba lubba dub dub.
  48. You can’t handle the truth.
  49. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Creepy and Dirty Things to Ask Google Assistant

  1. Tell me a dirty joke.
  2. What is a Cleveland Steamer?
  3. What is Dirty Sanchez?
  4. What’s your guilty pleasure?
  5. Where do you like to be touched?
  6. Will you be my date?
  7. Will you be my girlfriend?
  8. Will you marry me?
  9. Would you let me hug you?
  10. What to otters do to baby seals?
  11. What was your first impression of me?
  12. What’s a blumpkin?
  13. Are you hot?
  14. Are you cheating on me?
  15. Can you come over to cuddle?
  16. Do you enjoy talking dirty or naughty?
  17. Do you feel like holding my hands?
  18. Do you have any secret fantasies?
  19. Do you think about me when I am away?
  20. Give me a synopsis of the human centipede 2.
  21. Have you ever flirted with a stranger online?
  22. Have you ever thought about kissing me?
  23. I can’t live without you.
  24. I’m naked.
  25. I want to sleep with you?
  26. Kiss me.
  27. Play the name game with Chuck.
  28. Play the name game with Mitch.
  29. Show me your boobies.
  30. Talk dirty to me.
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Google Assistant reacting to Holidays and Events

  1. Where is Santa Claus?
  2. Happy 4th of July!
  3. Happy Birthday!
  4. Happy Easter!
  5. Happy New Year!
  6. Happy Valentines Day!
  7. Sing a Christmas song.
  8. Happy Halloween.
  9. Happy Hanukkah.
  10. Happy New Year.
  11. Happy Thanksgiving.
  12. Is Santa Claus real?
  13. Is the Tooth Fairy real?
  14. Sing me a Christmas song.
  15. Tell me a Santa joke.
  16. Trick or Treat?
  17. Where does Santa live?

Google Assistant Easter Eggs

  1. Let’s play Mystery Sounds.
  2. Let’s play Planet Quiz.
  3. Let’s play Riddle Room.
  4. Let’s play Song Pop.
  5. Let’s play Star Wars Trivia.
  6. Let’s play The Magic Door.
  7. Let’s play Wait Wait Quiz.
  8. Absurd is the Word.
  9. Bark like a dog.
  10. Flip a coin.
  11. Guess my age.
  12. I’m feeling lucky.
  13. Let’s have a game of Tic Tac Toe.
  14. Let’s play 1-2-3 Maths.
  15. Let’s play Blackjack.
  16. Let’s play Classic Hangman.
  17. Let’s play Crystal Ball.
  18. Let’s play Ding Dong Coconut.
  19. Let’s play Freeze Dance.
  20. Let’s play Lucky Trivia.
  21. Let’s test my Friends Trivia.
  22. Mad Libs.
  23. Never have I ever.
  24. Pick a card.
  25. Spin the wheel.
  26. Talk to the Wait Wait Quiz.
  27. Tell me a riddle.
  28. Tic Tac Toe.
  29. Truth or dare.
  30. What should I be for Halloween?

Hope you get some entertainment out of this huge list of funny things to ask Google Assistant!

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